http://www.funnyjokesbook.com Collection of funny jokes gathered all over the world. New jokes are added every week Tue, 26 Jun 2007 14:52:50 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a claret & blue carpet. The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance ... http://www.funnyjokesbook.com/jokes/mixed-football-jokes/ Digger Phelps' Words of Wisdom From the NCAA Tournament: "Basketball is a game of two halves." "We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins." "You're either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middle." "He's like all great players -- not great yet." "You ... http://www.funnyjokesbook.com/jokes/digger-phelps-quotes/ Yogi Berra Quotes "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." "Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical." "If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them." "No wonder nobody comes here; it's too crowded." "We made too many wrong mistakes." "You can ... http://www.funnyjokesbook.com/jokes/quotes-of-yogi-berra/ Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first ... http://www.funnyjokesbook.com/jokes/baseball-in-heaven/ A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'" http://www.funnyjokesbook.com/jokes/shes-new-to-football/ UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks) 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a ... http://www.funnyjokesbook.com/jokes/sports-entrance-exam/ These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world. Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye." New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming ... http://www.funnyjokesbook.com/jokes/stupid-sports-quotes/ St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all ... http://www.funnyjokesbook.com/jokes/heaven-playing-sports/ Ski season is almost here! Hence, the following list of Exercises to get you prepared: 16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up. 15. Soak your gloves and store them in the ... http://www.funnyjokesbook.com/jokes/skiing-season-training/ THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player's strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care. It's just not right. Hundreds of basketball players in our very own country are living at or just below ... http://www.funnyjokesbook.com/jokes/adopt-an-nba-player/